Unlike enlightenment, needles in haystacks, or witty audio clips of American presidents, I’m pretty easy to find. (More like a kitty <insert cute action verb here> video on YouTube.)
I’m always happy to field inquiries from far and wide — don’t be shy! Try any of the options below. If all else fails, shout really loudly or send a carrier pigeon. (Or swing by the Cheltenham General Store and have them point you at the lady with the great danes).